Chicken

Dear village member 

Hey how're you doin? Didja know I'm a TESL grad and not a usul Fiqh or dinniyah or Al qur'an and Sunnah grad? 

Yeah just wanted to make sure you know that about me. 

Because I want to say this to you. I hope in some weird way Allah will make you read this .

Did you know that there is no sarcasm / cynicism between the inhabitants /dwellers of Allah's Jannah? 

Hey I don't know about your side of the grass but I bet it's got problems like everyone else. 

I bet you're plagued with fatigue and stress and all that's worth of this journey called dunya. 

I don't know what you've been through in life which has made you seem so sarcastic and cynical if not bitter- seeming in your online presence, but as I'm sure you'd want to aim for Jannah as the rest of us, 

Do you think you can tone down the sarcasm and cynicism down a tad? 

What do you get from it? 

Incentives? 

Relief?

Food? 

Any kind of positive reimbursement? 

No, right? 

So? 

Why not choose to be less cynical, arrogant and all high and mighty because you work your ass off for all the hard work you try to do everyday and simply answer a question with a kind one instead of a cynical sarcastic one. 

Yours truly, 

Your imperfect village member who won't send this in a pm to you coz she's too chicken so she posted it as her status instead. 

Signed again as, 

Imperfect human being.