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The Questions And Answers
(Questions taken from an article titled 10 things never to say to a stay-at-home-mom)
(Answers reposted from Birth Without Fear - link to her facebook profile)
Q. When the kids are older, do you think you'll get a real job?
A. No, when my kids are older I'll finally be semi-retired. My job won't end until the day I die.
Q. How June Cleaver of you!
A. My name is January, please don't compare me to others.
A. My name is January, please don't compare me to others.
Q. Oh, so you don't work?
A. I work 24/7 with no pay or vacation. You wouldn't last 3 days at my job.
A. I work 24/7 with no pay or vacation. You wouldn't last 3 days at my job.
Q. Since you have extra time on your hands, could you whip up a few dozen brownies for the bake sale tomorrow?
A. Actually, I could use some brownies. Since you have enough time to ask me and assume you know so much, can you whip up some dinner for my family? That way I can nurse the baby in peace just once today? Thanks! So thoughtful of you.
A. Actually, I could use some brownies. Since you have enough time to ask me and assume you know so much, can you whip up some dinner for my family? That way I can nurse the baby in peace just once today? Thanks! So thoughtful of you.
Q. All day with your kids? I can't even imagine.
A. Really? Well it's better than being around you all day...I like them...can't say the same for you anymore. Ya, it's hard, but they are awesome.
A. Really? Well it's better than being around you all day...I like them...can't say the same for you anymore. Ya, it's hard, but they are awesome.
Q. I'm jealous. I wish my husband were rich so I wouldn't have to work either.
A. What impression did I give you that we are rich. You have no idea the sacrifices we make for me to be home. Think before speak.
Q. What do you do all day, anyway?
A. Raise my children to not be idiots to offset all the ones there already are...hint hint.
Q. I'm sure you're not the only one who's ever wasted money on a college degree.
A. Apparently education and common sense don't come from a college degree. Thanks for proving that.
A. Apparently education and common sense don't come from a college degree. Thanks for proving that.
Q. That explains why your son is so clingy!
A. That explains why my son freakin' adores me so much!
A. That explains why my son freakin' adores me so much!
Q. Weird. I assumed your house would be superclean.
A. Weird, I thought you were just leaving.
A. Weird, I thought you were just leaving.
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